HOW TO HAVE A NICE VALENTINE'S NIGHT IF YOU ARE ALONE
Pic 001 - First things first: nothing better than start the day with a lovely bubble bath and get prepared for the excitement of my Valentine's date. Everything can happen !
Pic 002 - Starting the metamorphosis, or how a regular looking middle aged woman becomes... a regular looking middle aged woman but with notorious effort in production.
Pic 003 - Ta-daa ! This is the best I could do with the available material, so I consider myself satisfied. They say "mirrors don't lie", so just in case I never ask anything to mine. Better to hit the street, go to a nice bar and find a romantic date... I'm so nervous! (nahhh...)
Pic 004 - With no money in my purse (and no purse, to be strictly correct), the only way to reach the "active" part of the town is with the crappy bus, the one you wait in a crappy bus stop, located in a crappy street. Is okay, my Valentine's night won't be ruined by two simple rats running between my feet.
Pic 005 - An hour waiting for the bus means nothing! Finaly I get to my place, a lovely Irish bar, lovely music, lovely drinks, lovely people, nothing can go wrong. I have no money so I won't even bother to order a drink, I will wait for some Prince Charming to approach and invite me one. It will happen, come on, can you see how I look? YAY to me!
Pic 006 - Wow time flies... Is 3:45, all Prince Charmings are whispering naughty-romantic things on their respective Princesses ears...The bartender in the background told me that or I order something or I leave with discretion. Also he can kick me out without any descretion. I was about to reply something but I better do what he said, since it's the third time he's told me that...
Pic 007 - Back at home. Was a nice evening. I went out. I listened to some music. I saw people. My friend Cabernet Sauvignon was waiting for me so we will share a movie, I think I have Bridget Jones and Terminator in a couple of pirate DVDs somewhere. Good Night Everybody!!
*** All characters and events are absolutely fictional. Any similarity with people or situations in real life are merely a coincidence (I swear it!) ***
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Hilarious... xxoo
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